Beautiful Chinese dance :
It is really amazing skill : See from here
Wednesday, July 25, 2007
Friday, July 20, 2007
Ways of saying death in English
Watch Monty Python ( A English comedy serial ) , telling about different way of saying "death".
The Sketch lyrics is like below
A customer enters a pet shop.
Mr. Praline: 'Ello, I wish to register a complaint.
(The owner does not respond.)
Mr. Praline: 'Ello, Miss?
Owner: What do you mean "miss"?
Mr. Praline: I'm sorry, I have a cold. I wish to make a complaint!
Owner: We're closin' for lunch.
Mr. Praline: Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this parrot what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.
Owner: Oh yes, the, uh, the Norwegian Blue...What's,uh...What's wrong with it?
Mr. Praline: I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. 'E's dead, that's what's wrong with it!
Owner: No, no, 'e's uh,...he's resting.
Mr. Praline: Look, matey, I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.
Owner: No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, idn'it, ay? Beautiful plumage!
Mr. Praline: The plumage don't enter into it. It's stone dead.
Owner: Nononono, no, no! 'E's resting!
Mr. Praline: All right then, if he's restin', I'll wake him up! (shouting at the cage) 'Ello, Mister Polly Parrot! I've got a lovely fresh cuttle fish for you if you
show...
(owner hits the cage)
Owner: There, he moved!
Mr. Praline: No, he didn't, that was you hitting the cage!
Owner: I never!!
Mr. Praline: Yes, you did!
Owner: I never, never did anything...
Mr. Praline: (yelling and hitting the cage repeatedly) 'ELLO POLLY!!!!! Testing! Testing! Testing! Testing! This is your nine o'clock alarm call!
(Takes parrot out of the cage and thumps its head on the counter. Throws it up in the air and watches it plummet to the floor.)
Mr. Praline: Now that's what I call a dead parrot.
Owner: No, no.....No, 'e's stunned!
Mr. Praline: STUNNED?!?
Owner: Yeah! You stunned him, just as he was wakin' up! Norwegian Blues stun easily, major.
Mr. Praline: Um...now look...now look, mate, I've definitely 'ad enough of this. That parrot is definitely deceased, and when I purchased it not 'alf an hour
ago, you assured me that its total lack of movement was due to it bein' tired and shagged out following a prolonged squawk.
Owner: Well, he's...he's, ah...probably pining for the fjords.
Mr. Praline: PININ' for the FJORDS?!?!?!? What kind of talk is that?, look, why did he fall flat on his back the moment I got 'im home?
Owner: The Norwegian Blue prefers keepin' on it's back! Remarkable bird, id'nit, squire? Lovely plumage!
Mr. Praline: Look, I took the liberty of examining that parrot when I got it home, and I discovered the only reason that it had been sitting on its perch in the
first place was that it had been NAILED there.
(pause)
Owner: Well, o'course it was nailed there! If I hadn't nailed that bird down, it would have nuzzled up to those bars, bent 'em apart with its beak, and
VOOM! Feeweeweewee!
Mr. Praline: "VOOM"?!? Mate, this bird wouldn't "voom" if you put four million volts through it! 'E's bleedin' demised!
Owner: No no! 'E's pining!
Mr. Praline: 'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e
rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the
bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!
(pause)
Owner: Well, I'd better replace it, then. (he takes a quick peek behind the counter) Sorry squire, I've had a look 'round the back of the shop, and uh,
we're right out of parrots.
Mr. Praline: I see. I see, I get the picture.
Owner: I got a slug.
(pause)
Mr. Praline: Pray, does it talk?
Owner: Nnnnot really.
Mr. Praline: WELL IT'S HARDLY A BLOODY REPLACEMENT, IS IT?!!???!!?
Owner: N-no, I guess not. (gets ashamed, looks at his feet)
Mr. Praline: Well.
(pause)
Owner: (quietly) D'you.... d'you want to come back to my place?
Mr. Praline: (looks around) Yeah, all right, sure.
The Sketch lyrics is like below
A customer enters a pet shop.
Mr. Praline: 'Ello, I wish to register a complaint.
(The owner does not respond.)
Mr. Praline: 'Ello, Miss?
Owner: What do you mean "miss"?
Mr. Praline: I'm sorry, I have a cold. I wish to make a complaint!
Owner: We're closin' for lunch.
Mr. Praline: Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this parrot what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.
Owner: Oh yes, the, uh, the Norwegian Blue...What's,uh...What's wrong with it?
Mr. Praline: I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. 'E's dead, that's what's wrong with it!
Owner: No, no, 'e's uh,...he's resting.
Mr. Praline: Look, matey, I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.
Owner: No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, idn'it, ay? Beautiful plumage!
Mr. Praline: The plumage don't enter into it. It's stone dead.
Owner: Nononono, no, no! 'E's resting!
Mr. Praline: All right then, if he's restin', I'll wake him up! (shouting at the cage) 'Ello, Mister Polly Parrot! I've got a lovely fresh cuttle fish for you if you
show...
(owner hits the cage)
Owner: There, he moved!
Mr. Praline: No, he didn't, that was you hitting the cage!
Owner: I never!!
Mr. Praline: Yes, you did!
Owner: I never, never did anything...
Mr. Praline: (yelling and hitting the cage repeatedly) 'ELLO POLLY!!!!! Testing! Testing! Testing! Testing! This is your nine o'clock alarm call!
(Takes parrot out of the cage and thumps its head on the counter. Throws it up in the air and watches it plummet to the floor.)
Mr. Praline: Now that's what I call a dead parrot.
Owner: No, no.....No, 'e's stunned!
Mr. Praline: STUNNED?!?
Owner: Yeah! You stunned him, just as he was wakin' up! Norwegian Blues stun easily, major.
Mr. Praline: Um...now look...now look, mate, I've definitely 'ad enough of this. That parrot is definitely deceased, and when I purchased it not 'alf an hour
ago, you assured me that its total lack of movement was due to it bein' tired and shagged out following a prolonged squawk.
Owner: Well, he's...he's, ah...probably pining for the fjords.
Mr. Praline: PININ' for the FJORDS?!?!?!? What kind of talk is that?, look, why did he fall flat on his back the moment I got 'im home?
Owner: The Norwegian Blue prefers keepin' on it's back! Remarkable bird, id'nit, squire? Lovely plumage!
Mr. Praline: Look, I took the liberty of examining that parrot when I got it home, and I discovered the only reason that it had been sitting on its perch in the
first place was that it had been NAILED there.
(pause)
Owner: Well, o'course it was nailed there! If I hadn't nailed that bird down, it would have nuzzled up to those bars, bent 'em apart with its beak, and
VOOM! Feeweeweewee!
Mr. Praline: "VOOM"?!? Mate, this bird wouldn't "voom" if you put four million volts through it! 'E's bleedin' demised!
Owner: No no! 'E's pining!
Mr. Praline: 'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e
rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the
bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!
(pause)
Owner: Well, I'd better replace it, then. (he takes a quick peek behind the counter) Sorry squire, I've had a look 'round the back of the shop, and uh,
we're right out of parrots.
Mr. Praline: I see. I see, I get the picture.
Owner: I got a slug.
(pause)
Mr. Praline: Pray, does it talk?
Owner: Nnnnot really.
Mr. Praline: WELL IT'S HARDLY A BLOODY REPLACEMENT, IS IT?!!???!!?
Owner: N-no, I guess not. (gets ashamed, looks at his feet)
Mr. Praline: Well.
(pause)
Owner: (quietly) D'you.... d'you want to come back to my place?
Mr. Praline: (looks around) Yeah, all right, sure.
Thursday, July 19, 2007
Juggling Video
One hot summer day when we were hanging around in Kaivopuisto , a splendid park in downtown of helsinki , Finland , our friend through an idea of making this juggling video for beginners. I learnt it 3 week before and never thoguht that it might be hard for some people . But this is funny video and good to remember it . Thanks to Hariender and Sonia. Leave your comments if you want more :)
If you cant see the embedded video see it over here
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6260292680853815174&hl=en
I will dedicate this skill to my good buddy Zuki ( As crazy as me > ) who first taught me the trick.
If you cant see the embedded video see it over here
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6260292680853815174&hl=en
I will dedicate this skill to my good buddy Zuki ( As crazy as me > ) who first taught me the trick.
Tuesday, July 17, 2007
Friday, July 13, 2007
Build a Life, Build a Career - Support a Young Adult
Is there an unemployed youth lurking around in your neighbourhood?
Does the 18 year old daughter of your maid sit around at home after
completing her 10th class?
Does the 19 year old son of your driver do unskilled, under-paid jobs
because he could not complete his 10th class?
Is the office-boy the cause of your worry due to his lack of job skills?
Is there something you would like to do to improve their situation? Is there
anything you can do?
Yes, YOU CAN!!!
Send them to join the Unnati Vocational Training Programme in Tailoring,
Retail Sales Management AND/OR Care-takers for service apartments.
'Unnati', a professionally run, registered trust is engaged in providing
FREE vocational training in 'Tailoring', 'Retail sales and Marketing' &
‘care-takers for service apartments’ to underprivileged and poor youth (who
are below the poverty line) and ensure that after the training such youths
are gainfully employed. The three months course is also utilised to impart
training in Spoken English, Computer skills, Personality Development and
Value education so that the students face the challenges ahead with courage,
self-confidence and hope.
Till date, Unnati has conducted ten batches since October 2003 and has
successfully placed 250 boys and girls in Retail outlets such as Café Coffee
Day, Food World, Fab Mall, ITC, Dusters, Panasonic Sales & Garment units
like Gokaldas Exports, Arvind Clothing, Etc. Two of Unnati’s students of
`Retail Sales' from the First Batch who were placed in Food World, 100 ft.
Road, Indiranagar in January 2004, have done splendidly well and recently
secured their promotions as `Assistant Managers'.
Look around you and you will see many a young person loitering in your
neighbourhood and you can now ensure they live a life of dignity and
purpose. You can ask these young people to call Mr. Ramesh Swamy @ 98440
85864 or Mr. Ranga @ 98863 28649. The next batch will start in early July
2007 and interviews will be held during the 3rd and 4th week of June, so
please hurry up.
Unnati, #78, 11th Cross, Indiranagar I Stage, Bangalore – 560038. Phone:
080-25204439 Email: itihas.unnati@itihas.unnati@ gmail.com>
gmail.com. Website- www.sgbstrust. <http://www.sgbstrus t.org> org
Does the 18 year old daughter of your maid sit around at home after
completing her 10th class?
Does the 19 year old son of your driver do unskilled, under-paid jobs
because he could not complete his 10th class?
Is the office-boy the cause of your worry due to his lack of job skills?
Is there something you would like to do to improve their situation? Is there
anything you can do?
Yes, YOU CAN!!!
Send them to join the Unnati Vocational Training Programme in Tailoring,
Retail Sales Management AND/OR Care-takers for service apartments.
'Unnati', a professionally run, registered trust is engaged in providing
FREE vocational training in 'Tailoring', 'Retail sales and Marketing' &
‘care-takers for service apartments’ to underprivileged and poor youth (who
are below the poverty line) and ensure that after the training such youths
are gainfully employed. The three months course is also utilised to impart
training in Spoken English, Computer skills, Personality Development and
Value education so that the students face the challenges ahead with courage,
self-confidence and hope.
Till date, Unnati has conducted ten batches since October 2003 and has
successfully placed 250 boys and girls in Retail outlets such as Café Coffee
Day, Food World, Fab Mall, ITC, Dusters, Panasonic Sales & Garment units
like Gokaldas Exports, Arvind Clothing, Etc. Two of Unnati’s students of
`Retail Sales' from the First Batch who were placed in Food World, 100 ft.
Road, Indiranagar in January 2004, have done splendidly well and recently
secured their promotions as `Assistant Managers'.
Look around you and you will see many a young person loitering in your
neighbourhood and you can now ensure they live a life of dignity and
purpose. You can ask these young people to call Mr. Ramesh Swamy @ 98440
85864 or Mr. Ranga @ 98863 28649. The next batch will start in early July
2007 and interviews will be held during the 3rd and 4th week of June, so
please hurry up.
Unnati, #78, 11th Cross, Indiranagar I Stage, Bangalore – 560038. Phone:
080-25204439 Email: itihas.unnati@
gmail.com. Website- www.sgbstrust. <http://www.sgbstrus t.org> org
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