Cyber Chat

Read this funny Cyber Teen Chat. Beware of bloodninja :)

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bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.

Madagascar Penguins

This are my little masters .....



Xmast caper :

My Funny Songs

I just love it ...



Could you propose something like this ?

Backkom

Play the Golf like this ..... Vow I love Backkom ....

Watch it out over here



Dont dare to mess with running machine

American Military Base

Search for an American Military Base in Google Earth which shows really really good targets ....

Living Library

I got an email from my Finnish friend about this living library and marked with a hilarious word
"Now it's your opportunity to be useful"

I really laughed because it indirectly emphasize that I had never been useful in my life before . Lets see whether I am going to be useful or not after turned as a book in living library :)

If you want to know more about this Living Library , there it goes ......

Read it more from here http://www.rtrl.nsw.gov.au/living_library.htm

At least the Motto here Meet your own prejudice sounds amazing to me :)

The synopsis of Living Library User guide by Ronni Abergel,Antje Rothemund,Gavan Titley and
Péter Wootsch goes like below
"The Living Library works exactly like a normal library - readers come and borrow a 'book1 for a limited period of time. There is only one difference: the Books in the Living Library are human beings, and the Books and readers enter into a personal dialogue. The Books in the Living Library are people representing groups frequently confronted with prejudices and stereotypes, and who are often victims of discrimination or social exclusion. In this library, Books cannot only speak, but they are able to reply to the readers' questions, and the Books can even ask questions and learn themselves. The Living Library methodology is part of the Council of Europe's youth programme on human rights education. The philosophy of this programme contends that human rights cannot be defended by legal texts alone. They need to be protected and fostered by everyone. In order to encourage citizens to think about their own human rights and those of the Other, awareness needs to be raised in the wider public about the importance of human rights for the personal well-being of all"

you can see compleate book here -> Living Library Guide pdf format




I am going to see how it is really at May . Will write more on this in future .

Creative Products

One and only for eligible bachelors



Lets Keep on dreaming for the better world


We should promote this towel as our official dress code :)

Much needed product for India :)

CodeMonkey

One absolutely elegant & funny video . Just replicates the pro geeks who love programming. You
are eligible to watch this video with empathy if you meet one of the following criteria

1. you check your bus timing an hour before but you will miss it
2. you suffer back pain when you are 24 years old but do nothing other than searching it in Google.
3. you always take elevator when your boss takes steps , just to make sure you are before him in seat.

42

I don't know why when I was talking with my 'Happy' Finnish friends ,
I thought of blogging my best friend Marvin the robot.

Do you know who is 'Marvin The Robot' ?.

He is simply an amazing friend born to make others happy. Because humans get this sensational feeling when they see creatures which are more miserable than them. So I see Marvin as one miserable creature made on the world.

Read an Autobiography of my friend in
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marvin_the_Paranoid_Android

But Lets get on the title 42. When anyone search for the meaning of life ?. At least when I started asking this question , one come in my mind because of my Hindu philosophical environment is "Enlightenment" . But If I don't get a light behind my head before I die , Is my life meaning ful. So I decided to give up that idea of being enlightened .

Then when I ate "Masala Dosa" in Sharavanabhavan ( If anyone dont know what is Masala Dosa you will be cloned to Marvin The Robot), I decided that this could be the reason for life. But when my stomach is full , I looked for the different meaning ...


So this Search continues and chases me as like a drunken monkey lives inside Johnny walker...... So I thought of asking my THE friend Marvin The Robot ......

Well he is wonderful and almost immediately he found an answer which could have taken 7 life's of earthed body and breathing abnormally.

You are as curious as I am when I heard that answer
-"42".

I told thanks to Marvin Since I could not ask an another question to my depressed friend which is lethally and legally prohibited by the "Code of Conduct of Depressed Creatures".

Atlast I am happy now to have a new meaning of life that is " searching the meaning of 42"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Answer_to_Life,_the_Universe,_and_Everything

My Crazy Friend Crazy Frog : There is NO meaning for life if you agree to disagree then there could be only one meaning for life that is 42. If you disagree to agree "42" then there is no meaning of life.

In Search of Life,
Siv